This is Elmer. I found him outside the Fang & Feather, and he has his own strange tale to tell. At some point along the way he spent a thousand years or so embedded in a bank with only part of himself exposed to the water, creating his unique shape.
My “Boy’s Book of Knowledge” tells me rocks tumble down mountain rivers over millions of years, slowly being polished into smooth shapes. Some become small enough to be carried by the currents and end up as sand on the beach.
This is Elmer. I found him outside the Fang & Feather, and he has his own strange tale to tell.
At some point along the way he spent a thousand years or so embedded in a bank with only part of himself exposed to the water, creating his unique shape.
But what happened next is the real story. Someone picked up Elmer and a million of his friends, and sold them for landscaping. His shape caught my eye, and now he lives in a place of honor inside the Fang & Feather.
My point? Even rocks are interesting with an exceptional pour.
If that idea scales up, I shudder to even think of the impending splendor at Bastard’s Ball this Sunday.
Hundreds of MB’s…
A battalion of distillers…
Free pours…
Soooo many rocks…
Hell yah.
~ A Magnificent Bastard
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